Don't you ever talk to me that way, you short, pathetic "man." You don't have any friends, family or land. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard, you red haired scum. You'll never be as big a man as your dead sister. The only thing that was missed in your ♥♥♥♥ video is quality. Your pathetic life bears intense weight on those around you, as you suck out not only your father's semen, but also our desire to live. I pity your mother, for I would be unable to love someone as disgusting as you. Your dead sister is lucky to have died, as it means she would not have to deal with the pain of living with the most disgusting human being alive on this planet. Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege. Go ahead and do the world a favor, end your worthless life.

Bernard Sanders has lost
I'm literally shaking. This can't be happening. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the what happened today. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my ♥♥♥♥♥ is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me.

Bernard Sanders has lost
I'm literally shaking. This can't be happening. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the what happened today. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥ing breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot ♥♥♥♥ing deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so ♥♥♥♥ed.

This was the day my life changed. I bought a bag of these delicious Satan snacks, and they took me back to the past. It took me back to the day Pompeii erupted, instead of lava there was hot brown liquid feces exploding out of what could be the black pit of hell. I was sitting on my toilet, sweaty AF, It felt like I was in a sana after drinking vegi free combucha while being punch in the gut by Arnold Schwarzenegger, the worst part was I didn’t have any toilet paper I questioned myself if I should use my dog to while my sweaty crack of hell, but I’d rather shoot him befor I put him through that hell like place.... all in all 10/10 great gift, would by again