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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 1:15am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 1:51am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 6:24am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 12:05am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 8:44am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 9:58am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 1:59pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2015 @ 6:36am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 6:57am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 6:43am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 8:49am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 6:41am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 11:57pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 12:09pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 11:58pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 6:52am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 7:10am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 10:25am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 9:49am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 10:30am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 10:41am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 9:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 10:37am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 9:34am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 1:22am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 10:51am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2014 @ 1:05am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2014 @ 11:06am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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