Recent reviews by Random Guy Lucky

YOU SET US UP FOR A SEQUEL WHENS THE NEXT GAME???????

LET ME BEAT MY MEAT LET ME BEAT MY MEATTT

You wouldn't buy a free game, would you?
NASU comes out to be $59.99 in American Yen, despite Nikki Yume being completely free! What a deal!

The halfed-live deadmat was excelent strass re-liver! I buyed when on sales and for 5 dollored I got velve's entire yam packlet! Thanks your, velve!

first true run: i headstarted my research and made a couple blasters and filled my army with flying suits but australia hates me so the pulled their funding

next up there's ten thousand damn saucers above the UK which i don't have a sat at, and now they're angry
then the aliens ♥♥♥♥ up my american base and now the council pulls the plug on the x-com project

great game! 10/10

let's say hypothetically, i'm a masochist
this game is painful
but i'm a masochist
10/10 my cat is wet

wtf is this

i love throwing lanterns and kicking hatchets out of mid air

i would rather slowly and painfully cut my front bottom, and top teeth with a coarse rusty razor blade that makes noises akin to nails on a chalk board every tooth it gets through instead of playing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

"Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me, you haven't brought the scrap at the door back to the ship yet? I set it there for THAT REASON!"