Dear women who post nudes on reddit.
Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.

Edit: source

Edit 2: you guys please it is almost 2 am in my time zone i am trying to sleep 😡 go to sleep and get a life

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