Recent reviews by Shizzy McCreepy

Very good game, have played it since I first made a Steam account, the community used to be a lot more active especially for trading and it's been a fun experience. There are a lot of hackers now I'm playing it again but the community seems to be coming back again. Highly recommend if you haven't played before!

Fun, very good for a free game

Been playing this game for ages now, even the trading in this game is great. 100% recommended!

I recieved this game as a gift and it's full of ♥♥♥♥, literally, you ♥♥♥♥ every two seconds and on top of that you die of hunger in about 5 minutes because there's nothing to eat but the constant ♥♥♥♥ that falls out of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you shouldn't eat it because it poisons you but why does it say consumable, and where does it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come from. If your hungry why are you ♥♥♥♥♥ the size of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ basketballs. I mean when you're not lagging in this game it's fine, but that means that means that you've probably turned your settings to low which is fine if you want everything to look like a beige blur of ♥♥♥♥ texturing and if you dare turn your resolution scale above half way so it doesn't look like something that got shot out of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a 15 year old Atari game developer living in his mum's basement, you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the FPS drop that hits you straight away without any reason for it. So all in all a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "♥♥♥♥♥♥" game!

Loved this game at first, played it pretty much non stop when I first bought it. Now, I fear it... The mere thought of launching this game gives me violent flashbacks of Russian swear words and bad players. Buy this game at your own risk!