😂😂

ayo the pizza here

I won't try to cover it up. Young Stalin is the hottest man I have seen, in textbook or life. No fictional anime character could amount to the absolute beauty and masculinity in this sexy man. I want my first time to be with Stalin. The way his hair is done. The way his moustache bends down to meet the ends of his lips. His smile. Oh my god. His smile. That small revolutionary smirk. That expression of slight amusement, but also of appreciation. I want science to revive Stalin so that I could have a chance with such perfect sexual arousal. I would do anything. I would starve myself to the simple diet of potatoes if it is able to give me the opportunity of seeing young Stalin give his small smirk to me. To make him happy with me. To have his embrace. That is what I live for.

DURR CRINGE
DURR BRINGE
CRINGE
IS THAT ALL YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ CAN
SAY
DURR
BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE
BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED
CRINGE
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASYLUM
FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE
WHERE THEY CAN DO NOTHING BUT
REPEAT THE SAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORDS ON LOOP
LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BROKEN RECORD
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
CRINGE BASED BASED
ONIONS ONIONS
SNOYY
ONIONS
LOL ONIONS
CRINGE
BOOMER
LE ZOOMER
I AM BOOMER
GO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES
ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES
NNGAAAHHH
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THE INTERNET SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUCH
♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
HONEST TO GOD
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON
HER OWN FECES
IN HELL
YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
BUT OHHHHHHHHHHHH
I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGE ISN'T IT
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGY CRINGE
BASED CRINGE
BASED CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE
ONIONS CRINGE BASED
BASED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Eu tenho 22 anos e trabalho em uma lanchonete e provavelmente nunca vou conseguir chegar além disso.

Meus colegas de trabalho me zoam o dia inteiro.

Se eu falar com meu chefe ele provavelmente vai diminuir o meu salário de merda porque ele é um mão de vaca do caralho.

Meu único amigo tem retardo mental e tudo o que a gente faz junto é coisa idiota.

Não posso sair da minha cidade porque nunca aprendi a dirigir, e toda vez que eu tento eu reprovo na prova de direção.

E sabe qual a pior parte?

Eu moro num abacaxi no fundo do mar.