a lovely friend :3

“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which ♥♥♥♥ disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that ♥♥♥♥ is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. ♥♥♥♥ is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the ♥♥♥♥ floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement."

Overall very positive experience, would highly recommend :) 11/10

+nice thighs

“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which ♥♥♥♥ disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that ♥♥♥♥ is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. ♥♥♥♥ is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the ♥♥♥♥ floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement."