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Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale.
Oh God I can smell it.
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....................../` ミ_xノ Stay off da WEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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