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alyosha 1 May @ 1:07am 
🎉 Wow. Just... wow. 🎉
Steam’s finest. The chosen one. The absolute pinnacle of gaming mediocrity.

Every match with you is a masterclass in “What NOT to do.”
Your KD ratio is a modern art piece — confusing, tragic, and somehow still impressive.
You aim like you’re trying to warn the enemies ahead of time.
And yet... you survive. Miraculously. Like a cockroach in a nuclear blast.

Truly, an inspiration to button mashers everywhere.
Never change, legend. Never change. 🐐
bipedal madman 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:15pm 
Word Association:

Tracer Tong
bipedal madman 15 Feb, 2024 @ 4:37pm 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
bipedal madman 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
bipedal madman 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37pm 
hey man fix your name that ♥♥♥♥ aint funny
bipedal madman 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:50am 
This guy man!!! This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy man!!!!!!
alyosha 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21am 
CPU - AMD RYZEN R5 3600
GPU - Gigabyte Aorus GeForce GTX 1660 Ti 6GB
MOBO - Gigabyte B450 AORUS ELITE
RAM - Corsair Vengeance LPX 16GB
SSD - WD Blue SN500 500GB NVMe M.2 PCIE Gen3
SSHD - Seagate Hybrid 4TB
HDD - 2 x 2TB Western Digital HDD
PSU - Thermaltake Toughpower GX1 Series 700W 80+ Gold Certified
Case - Cooler Master MasterBox MB600L ATX Mid-Tower Case
Mouse/Keyboard - Corsair K55 + Harpoon RGB Keyboard and Mouse
Monitor - AOC C27G1/75 27" 144Hz Full HD 1ms Curved
Monitor - AOC 27G2 27" 1MS 144HZ FREE-SYNC, 1MS, FULL HD, 1A2H1DP,
Headset - Logitech G733 Lightspeed Wireless RGB
alyosha 7 Mar, 2022 @ 3:15pm 
⚠️ This user is a registered sex offender. Learn more about Steam's new child safety policy at: https://steamproxy.net/steamhelp/en/faqs/view/6862-8119-C23E-EA7B
alyosha 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm 
where are you? I called you 50 times already... ANSER THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bipedal madman 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm 
Since I left you, I have been constantly depressed. My happiness is to be near you. Incessantly I live over in my memory your caresses, your tears, your affectionate solicitude. The charms of the incomparable Josephine kindle continually a burning and a glowing flame in my heart. When, free from all solicitude, all harassing care, shall I be able to pass all my time with you, having only to love you, and to think only of the happiness of so saying, and of proving it to you?
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Killed By Me And Think I'm Hacking?
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Don't Worry !!!
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alyosha 8 Mar, 2021 @ 7:25am 
WARNING your steam friend Sterence is attempting to scam people out of steam wallet cards.
alyosha 7 Mar, 2021 @ 8:21pm 
I love you profil its amezing me frend <3
Sterence 8 Dec, 2020 @ 9:22am 
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bipedal madman 24 Jul, 2020 @ 5:44am 
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Sterence 17 Feb, 2020 @ 4:35am 
go kill URSELF!!
inanimate object 20 Jan, 2020 @ 6:44am 
hunter if ytou read this ur so bad at tthe game LMAO u couldnt hunt a wet paper chicken out of a plastic bag
bipedal madman 6 Jan, 2020 @ 10:01pm 
smok a fat blunt n get educated.....
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type b cluster entreprenuer 6 Feb, 2019 @ 6:54am 
kenzo more like zekoxn
craigjonesbjj 13 Jun, 2018 @ 12:46pm 
LOL
alyosha 13 Jun, 2018 @ 11:05am 
xyzzy42
craigjonesbjj 13 Jun, 2018 @ 4:26am 
If You Add Me To Youre Friends List And I Don't Know You, Please Leave Me A Coment With The Reason On My Profile.
Sterence 21 May, 2018 @ 8:23pm 
big boss more like big bub!!!!
alyosha 28 Apr, 2018 @ 6:30am 
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r̳i̳c̳h̳ ̳p̳o̳o̳r̳m̳an 28 Apr, 2018 @ 6:26am 
right back atcha bud
bipedal madman 28 Apr, 2018 @ 6:09am 
Hey Are You Getting This? Not Sure If My S.T.E.A.M Is Working.
WriteBack!
bipedal madman 11 Apr, 2018 @ 9:45pm 
what the!
alyosha 31 Mar, 2018 @ 6:25am 
WTF
r̳i̳c̳h̳ ̳p̳o̳o̳r̳m̳an 19 Mar, 2018 @ 9:39pm 
wtf
bipedal madman 19 Mar, 2018 @ 8:39pm 
shoutout to timestamp
bipedal madman 18 Mar, 2018 @ 2:45am 
kenzo...short for...kenzobenzo?
craigjonesbjj 17 Mar, 2018 @ 8:53am 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot
lavagirl 14 Oct, 2016 @ 6:25am 
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Timestamp 12 Jul, 2016 @ 7:57am 
I'm a ♫du♫du♫du♫du♫du♫ BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR, bondage party, BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR. ♫du♫du♫du♫du♫du♫ Dungeon Master, IT'S♂SO♂♥♥♥♥♥♥♂DEEP
bipedal madman 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:43am 
lol floor fumes got u gg
greedy jew 2 Jun, 2016 @ 4:47am 
ded ♥♥♥♥
bipedal madman 23 May, 2016 @ 12:17am 
i find your skill level within the field of video games to be subpar
cabramatta 29 Apr, 2016 @ 6:39am 
𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻

Highlight the 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻
Press Ctrl + F
Then press 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻
greedy jew 15 Apr, 2016 @ 3:19am 
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r̳i̳c̳h̳ ̳p̳o̳o̳r̳m̳an 23 Mar, 2016 @ 1:47am 
I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs.
bipedal madman 23 Mar, 2016 @ 1:24am 
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Timestamp 5 Feb, 2016 @ 12:24am 
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r̳i̳c̳h̳ ̳p̳o̳o̳r̳m̳an 8 Dec, 2015 @ 5:39pm 
Ha nice threat mate, but there's only one problem with it, you're ♥♥♥♥. You think you can beat me? You came home 42nd at the Meele Tournament and lost to a nerd, get some cred about ya.
neeto 8 Dec, 2015 @ 1:28pm 
Guess what kiddo? You're gone. One vs one me in super smash brother melee for the nintendo gamecube. Fox only. No items. Final destination. I'll rape you like sam pepper raped all those kids.