No matter how much you train,

no matter how much you plan,

no matter how many times you retry,

no matter how many times you curse his name,

no matter how many times you throw your mouse across the room,

no matter what map,

what time of day,

what kind of place you are in time,



You will get diddled by DiddleBob.

DiddleBob shows no remorse.

He does not stop.

He does not slow.

He does not miss.

He will kill you.

He will do it multiple times.

And there's nothing you can do about it.