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Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2018 om 11:56

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2018 om 11:39

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2018 om 11:28

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2018 om 11:48

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2018 om 11:51

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Ontgrendeld op 11 okt 2018 om 12:36

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Ontgrendeld op 7 aug 2018 om 11:50

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2019 om 14:30



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Go Left

Move to the left.

Go Right

Move to the right.

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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