can a ni‎g‎ga hold an m4?

how bout multi millionaires?
how bout 8 inches, and thick?

+rep AWP king

include me, eagle excellence

Elite move

formidable opponent

yah...I'm finna bridge

my quant said stack $HYPE (he's asian)

1. Respect the Pump.
2. The power of the pump always comes back to you if you respect the pump of other people.
3. Believe in the power of the pump.
4. Let the pump be with you.
5. If you invite the pump into your life, it will come.
6. Always respect the pump.

cutsey wootsey anime friend

the epitome of skill and strategy

The whippit in my body, I don't give no ♥♥♥♥ bout' who you is, I psych on everybody

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 day
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤAdded you for future games
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ +Repppppp from RUSSIA

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nice 7k

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 day
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤAdded you for future games
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Game face on. Let's do this!

Squad up?

im so oso

:(

Makes the game more enjoyable

+rep cool cap

𝖧𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗈, 𝖨 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎. 𝖠𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾, 𝖨'𝗆 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 DreamHack2013 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖿𝗍𝗌 (nova predator). 𝖢𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝖽𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗈 𝗐𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇 𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋? 𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽ing! ~𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺

its u a legend? C:

Ooookay, county
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Ooooooh
Legacy, c'mon, baby, baby

okaaaahy.... les go!

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WE TRUE HUSTLAS
WE ROLL TOGETHER
WE FOLD TOGETHER
send these BILLS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get BILLS your A TRUE HUSTLA

Ticker: CS2

its csgo time ferrah

*unzips pants* ahao fuhhhhk

$1,000,000 LINK... It's Programmed

STACK DEM STINKY LINKIES ETHIRUM 2 DA MOON. STAXX HUNNID BELOW KNO WASSUP.

500k $LINK EOY

IF U WERE ROBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT HELP UR ASS CUZ ID B ON THE BLOCK ROBBIN BACK WAT THEY STOLE.

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WE TRUE HUSTLAS
WE ROLL TOGETHER
WE FOLD TOGETHER
send these BILLS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get BILLS your A TRUE HUSTLA

link Sargent

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

My name is Bristopher , and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing CS: GO and Fortnite TM. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. I regret not sucking his ♥♥♥♥.

i miss u daddy

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how to make a bowl of cereal

things you need:
1 carton of cereal
1 carton of milk
1 bowl
1 spoon

how to:
first you pour cereal into the bowl you've selected. next, you pour in the milk. from there you place your spoon in the bowl.

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