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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 10:09am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 7:06am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 6:34am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2014 @ 2:56am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 12:20pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:26pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 6:59am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 12:11pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 1:31pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 6:53am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 5:00am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 3:14am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 3:14am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:16am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:56pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 5:44pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 6:49am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 4:43am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 6:53am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:20am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2014 @ 4:38am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 6:55am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:44pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 6:59am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2014 @ 2:19am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 6:59am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:00am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2014 @ 4:57am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 12:02pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 7:02am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 4:56am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:37pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 12:59pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 7:00am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:20am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 9:46am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 9:56am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 9:56am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 10:06am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 5:52pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2013 @ 10:09am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 7:03am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 8:49am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 9:00am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 9:00am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 8:48am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 8:48am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 9:02am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 9:15am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2014 @ 2:02am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2014 @ 2:06am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2014 @ 8:50am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2014 @ 8:56am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 4:12am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 4:22am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 10:40pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 8:28am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 8:40am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 9:05pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 4:12am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 10:40pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 9:57am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 9:58pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 10:42pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 7:21pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
2 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.