>Participate in a drinking with a stranger
>Blackout
>Wake up in The Temple of Dibella
>F*ck some b*tches
>Find out that the stranger is your uncle
>F*ck more b*tches
>Get a staff
>Never use it cuz' you're a khajiit with a sick beard who uses fists as weapons

>Participate in a drinking with a stranger >Blackout >Wake up in The Temple of Dibella >F*ck some b*tches >Find out that the stranger is your uncle >F*ck more b*tches >Get a staff >Never use it cuz' you're a khajiit with a sick beard who uses fists as weapons