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Big explosions, very scary monsters, dying too much, repeat it all...

i ♥♥♥♥ my self

THIS GAME MAKES ME WANA BUY CONDOMS 10/10

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Counter-Strike:Global Offensive . The Action is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the action will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Terrorist's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these Gameplay, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Counter-Strike:Global Offensive truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the Action in Terrorists existential catchphrase “Victory is ours!” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gaben's genius wit unfolds itself on their Computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Counter-Strike:Global Offensive tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎