DeeKays prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:12

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 23:02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:43

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:30

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 23:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 20 jul, 2023 @ 1:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 19:34

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 23:00

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2023 @ 0:25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2023 @ 1:38

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2023 @ 4:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 27 aug, 2022 @ 21:56

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 18:59

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2023 @ 0:58

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 19:10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 19:14

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 23:34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 23:39

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:47

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 20 jul, 2023 @ 1:51

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 19:34

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 22:29

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2023 @ 1:55

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:51

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:43

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 22:58

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:54

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 19:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:47

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 23:02

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 23:18

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:08

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 23:00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 23:49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 23:23

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 19:54

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2022 @ 22:53

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 19 jul, 2023 @ 21:39

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2023 @ 4:32

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2023 @ 22:17

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 20 jul, 2023 @ 1:23

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

10 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30