lioniel messy? more like i dropped a messy in my pants

You don’t think I’m Canadian enough? That’s cute. I’ve memorized every pothole along Portage Avenue and timed how long it takes the city to fix ‘em — spoiler: it’s longer than a Winnipeg winter. I know the exact number of geese it takes to shut down the Assiniboine River Trail, and I can tell you which Tim Hortons still secretly serves day-old Timbits. I’ve braved the ‘Wall of Wind’ by The Forks so many times I’m pretty sure the wind talks back to me now. I’ve got stories about the ‘Magic Roundabout’ that’ll make you question your sanity and know which corner in Exchange District hides the best hole-in-the-wall craft beer. Keep doubting me, and I’ll personally book you a trip during a Polar Vortex and let you know what it’s like to have your eyelashes freeze mid-blink. Oh, and by the way — I still can’t figure out why the Winnipeg Jets break my heart every season, but I’m committed to the pain. Remember: I’m not just from Canada. I am Canada.

You got 12 friends. I played LAN with ghosts. We fragged in Latin.
This ♥♥♥♥ ain’t nothin to me, man.

coffeee crisp

i am STILL chiefing on that chronic

i be chiefin on that chronic