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Life Hack 101
Did you know you can get free candy so easily?
Whenever you see a van parking down the street.
Don't be shy, go ask the owner if he's got any candy
He'd be lovely to invite you to his basement for free snacks, games, and free housing.
and you will get more if you are a kid or female.
and don't forget to mention that you have 2 kidneys, 1 liver, and 37 lungs!
and bronze 4 in League of Legends
and IQ 250
and no one is gonna look for you if you're missing
Found yourself lack of Motivation:>?
well, let me tell you something.
I used to be so fat, and I was ashamed of my shape.
So afraid that I couldn't even get out of my room because I felt like everyone would be judging my appearance.
Look at me now!
So fat that I can't even get through the door!
Why do men like you choose to be gay?
girls have that thing for pooping too, you know?>
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Did you know that you'll get hypersexuality when you are having a maniac episode when you are bipolar
feeling like watch porn 5 times a day
and sicence has found that masturbating 2 times a week incrases your life expectancy by 20%?
and which makes you logically immortal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKDmNCn_Bg0&ab_channel=1013hPa
Alot sun and cold drinks too :>