On my first turn, I summoned one little guy and then my opponent plays a spell with five paragraphs of text plus foot-notes and it says because I slept less than 8 hours last night, he gets to summon Nutbuster Dragon or whatever and the game is over and I should just ♥♥♥ off I guess.

Ah, back when I thought these flash games were good. Man how the years fly by. I'm going through some old Newground flashes. I remember when I jerked off to Dress My Babe games. The good ol'days. I remember when I thought I would get in trouble with the porn police because I was watching ♥♥♥♥ like this when I was like 8.
I just think about what a horny bastard I was back then. I would literally jerk off to anything.
"Was that a nipple?" -me before I jerked off to just a nipple.
I would even jerk off to my night elf dancing in World of Warcraft. It's just those Michael Jackson Alizée moves were so sweet. Back when the only hentai was was just basically Misty with a larger rack. Back when I would jerk off to cover of bikini summer magazines and use the paper that was a test product that smelled like cologne on my ♥♥♥♥ to make it smell good.

uses grenades masterfully, +rep

-rep cheater

wow, this guy is so bad in classic wow and wants to engage my mom. please type -rep in his chat if you also had bad experience

-rep

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