The stars aligned folks. And I can't really control my destiny anymore.
I've somehow conditioned myself to only be great at drawing women, my college course is steering me there with AMAZING 2d animation lessons, and I've amassed such a LARGE library of digital smut that I can't help but use it as reference.
I mean my ENTIRE work folder for the month is just full of MY drawings of plump dragons ****** cars. Dragons sticking it in sedans, Nissans, Monstertrucks, Jeep wranglers, the whole shebang! And also a Honda civic....
I can't stop my hands man... I need this. I used to churn out bland garbage until I took this new approach to art.
But at every turn my mom, my dad, and my EXTREMELY cool uncle are always there to leer at my ART at every turn. What do I do?

I masturbate to Twingo's. It's true. Whenever I see one of those sexy frogboi's on wheels, I can't help but commit to straight up jorkin it, seeing that bouncy, lively trunk lid and poverty spec bomboclat twingus bumper. Don't even get me started on that tight pissy-wissy tailpipe. 100,000 bhp of emissions funneling out that rancid hole, while I squeeze into it with my thick, virile rod. God it's enough to make me bust right here, right now. But that's not all, the juicy side fenders on this lil' frog are super grippable while I pump the emissions system full of ♥♥♥, giving my hands a luscious texture of clearcoat and aroma. God I love the Twongus.

Jei būčiau moteris, tokio neimčiau, bet kadangi vyras, tai man jis visai patrauklus.

- I really want to try rope, but I’ve been a bit afraid of starting it… waiting to take some local rope courses to start, but rope feels like the most artistic side of bdsm to me
I met someone at pride and they ended up showing me some pics of them in rope and I was actually just stunned with how beautiful they looked in it and didn’t even really think of it as a lewd.
- Yeah there's an incredible elegance in the way shibari blends science and aesthetic. The physics of it all, the consideration into like avoiding bumps and knots, keeping the weight properly countered and evenly distributed, and the arrangement of all the net and web structures in a way that keeps everything in its place
It's hard not to be at least a little awestruck when it's done well.

Oh, so you think you're cool because you play games all day? Let me tell you something, buddy. While you're out there grinding levels and collecting achievements, I'm here mastering FORTRAN. That's right, FORTRAN—the language that real programmers use. While you're wasting time with virtual trophies and leaderboards, I'm writing code that could actually change the world.

You might think you're good at gaming, but can you optimize numerical calculations for high-performance computing? Didn't think so. While you were busy unlocking achievements, I was busy learning about arrays and loops. Games might get you some online friends, but FORTRAN gets you actual real friends.

And while you're sleeping, dreaming of your next big win, I'm up all night googling FORTRAN tutorials, soaking up knowledge like a sponge.

So next time you think about flexing your gaming skills, remember there's someone out there doing something far more impressive: GOOGLING FORTRAN TUTORIALS. Get on my level.

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Swalla-la-la (drank)
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lovely profile, lets play

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so crazy i havnt played this game in a year and i keep getting matched against you, literally the most pathetic thing ive ever seen. the fact that youre using shortcuts and exploits is insane to me. its like you showed up at a kids birthday part, cheated at the bouncy castle, and then had the audacity to brag about it.

-rep cheater

-rep he has no mother and no family total trash

Last night I hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when I went on my walk to my standard retail job, idk I felt like I had this new edge to me that wasn't there before. I went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like my rank is strapped to my waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy. At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When I caught him, I yelled "hey!" And he looked at me and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero." I put a hand on my hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a jungler." He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. I recorded the plate and called the police.

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

do not call me a ""
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators.

One Direction aren't gay.

Demi Lovatp isn't fat.

Justin Bieber isn't a child.

Selena Gomez isn't ugly.

Taylor Swift isn't depressed.

Cher isn't a ♥♥♥♥♥.

Miley Cyrus isn't a slut.

Ed Sheeran isn't a nerd.

Keep calm and love them.

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

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sveikas kolega, ar gali atsiūsti man draugo užklausą? Aš turiu tau kai ką......

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

labas, ar galite atsiųsti man draugo užklausą? Aš negaliu tavęs pridėti, nežinau kodėl

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sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

xenomus??

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

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СЫН СОБАКИ РУИНЕР ССАНЫЙ

Why I'm single? I'm independent, I'm happy with who I am. I don't need to change for anyone. I'm a furry.

Our age difference is 33 years, he is 55 and im 22. And this is my first relationship ever, in general. but we're going six years strong.

i hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instagram normies with their emojis and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes!

Oh my god Oh my god Ohm ygod my sister just pushed me down the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stairs and i felt my astral wings break there ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken and i begged my dad to call 911 drive me to the hospital but he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ won't do Oh my god i'm shaking my wings are broken hes such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i'm gonna barf #otherkin #angelkin #i gotta call the ambulence ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wings are broken

asuna

You say Justin Bieber-I say ACDC

You say Miley Cyrus-I say Led Zepplin

You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot

You say Flowers-I say?? Metallica

You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden

You? say Hip Hop-i say? shut the ---- up

You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!

You say? hanah montana-i ------- punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy? and paste this message to another 5? videos. DON'T? LET? THE? SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!

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