Recent reviews by xenomancer

UH, PLAY IT. IT IS HALO. DUH.

It astounds me how a company like Bethesda can take a property like Doom and fsck it up so spectacularly. Doom Eternal is an amazing game with excellent gameplay. And these aszholes shoved Denuvo in it and then let those clowns require a kernel level driver. That is the last straw. I have uninstalled the game and I am not playing it again until they remove Denuvo. DENUVO IS MALWARE. GET RID OF THEM, BETHESDA.

FleetCOMM is a masterpiece. It is the capstone to a tumultuous development cycle frought with twists and turns and receeding deadlines that kept the literal thousands that love Rogue Star (Slade) at the edge of their seats. In fact, it was the hundreds of pre-orders that compelled me to purchase the game.

If you weren't dazzled by the stunning graphics and the completely original soundtrack, then you will be amazed by the depth of content found in the easter egg left in the game's steam folder.

For example:

function reset♥♥♥♥Codex()
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ = {};

setFlagInt('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥',0);
setFlagInt('launched_♥♥♥♥',0);

setFlagInt('max_♥♥♥♥_count', 5);
setFlagInt('max_♥♥♥♥_Shits', 5);
setFlagInt('max_♥♥♥♥_forms', 8);

setFlagFloat('max_♥♥♥♥_radius', 4800.0);
setFlagFloat('max_♥♥♥♥_force', 200.0);
setFlagFloat('max_♥♥♥♥_speed', 200.0);

setFlagInt('Slade_hp', 1000);
setFlagFloat('Slade_mass', 100.0);
setFlagFloat('Slade_radius', 400.0);
setFlagFloat('Slade_beam_max_length', 100000.0);
setFlagFloat('Slade_beam_max_width', 600.0);
setFlagInt('Slade_beam_damage', 0);
setFlagInt('Slade_Penis_damage', 0);


setFlagInt('Villena_hp', 300);
setFlagFloat('Villena_mass', 50.0);
setFlagFloat('Villena_radius', 200.0);
setFlagFloat('Villena_mirv_damage', 0);
setFlagFloat('Villena_Condum_max_radius', 2250);

setFlagInt('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 500);
setFlagInt('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 500);
setFlagFloat('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 720.0);
setFlagFloat('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 75.0);
setFlagFloat('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 300.0);
setFlagInt('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 0);
setFlagFloat('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 5);

setFlagFloat('♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', 0.00001666);
end;