“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

Xendore has a morning ritual that he needs to share. He calls it "the terminator". First he crouches down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With his eyes closed he crouches there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and he starts to hum the terminator theme. Then he slowly rises to a standing position and opens his eyes. It helps him to proceed through his day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to his terminator leg. It ruins his fantasy.

Hello and welcome to Xendore's page, Xendore is a sexy man that plays games daily on a god like level, I have seen him play LoL a few times and i must say it is a orgasmic experince. Now what sets him apart from noobs like ♥♥♥♥♥ is that he actually knows how to play with grace and finesse. This concludes my walkthrough on the amazing player called Xendore.

Your joke was funny to me. I did laugh. A chuckle came out. A breath escaped my mouth, for that is how funny your joke was. I cannot fathom how funny your attempt at comedy was. My face is getting red hot from the comedic value of your joke. It most definitely was funny. In fact, it was so funny that my ability to laugh has been increased because of your succesful attempt at a joke. If you ever stop telling jokes to me, I will kill you and then kill myself. Do you understand me?

A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

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