added for trade ^^

black

Yow! It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!
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It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that
English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many
other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case.
-- Sydney J. Harris
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Hindsight is always 20:20.
-- Billy Wilder
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Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.
😫
A hypothetical paradox:
What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team,
who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial
Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
-- Tom Galloway
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure and thought
he was melting...
🙂

Signed by fade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk

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