euro91's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 1:32pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 3:27pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:20pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 4:13pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:37pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 8:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:22am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 1:31am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 3:13am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 10:16am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 6:30am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 8:20am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 10:57am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 10:49pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 10:14pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 5:02am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 1:05am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 2:20am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 5:28am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 9:53pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 2:37am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 11:30pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:44pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 1:29am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 11:46am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:01am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:55pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 1:32am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 2:53am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 6:07am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:39am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 10:07am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 8:43am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:07am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:20pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:41am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 2:55am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 7:24am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:04am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:55pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 10:17am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 3:13pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:51am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 3:51pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 1:30pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 3:03pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 3:01pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:50am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 2:06am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 4:24pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 4:47pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:15am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:59pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:54am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:34am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 5:04am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 5:19pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 4:43pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 11:49pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 6:21am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:18am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 10:58am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30