Recent reviews by Xanas

This game is very much like my ideal woman. Short, sweet, beautiful, funny... and sometimes on fire...?

While the game fails to actualy challenge you with anything more than reading a map, the story, with its witty dialog, is what drives you to keep playing. Along with beautiful views with amazing lighting, really setting the mood.

7/10 Would poo in the woods again

The game is brilliantly tactical, and great fun.
Unfortunately the servers rarely give you your currency as they just hang on syncronising data. Or they don't even load the game at all, meaning you have to Alt+F4
Once this is fixed, it will be worth buying, but until then, don't bother