dms "bot" after maining zen w a mercy main and STILL doing a ♥♥♥♥ job at maining him LOL

ez pull the plug any harder and you might break something

Do you like Dinosaurs?! Do you sometimes wish you lived in the late Cretacious period?! Well, you my friend are in luck!!!! I'm just your average guy who likes explicit Dinosaur role play. I prefer to role play as a pterodactyl, but I am open to T-Rex if you have small arms. Costumes are mandatory but not provided and you will be compensated for mileage. Many of my past partners have frowned upon this lifestyle of which I was born into, however it is not a choice. I knew dinosaurs were special to me when I auto-erotic asphyxiated myself to the first Jurassic Park movie. Ever since then I have re-occuring dreams of having an orgy with velociraptors. If you too are like me then please email me, don't deny fate.

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hello i am animeking7489 and today im gonna bring you the "Top 10 Anime Grills That are Kind of Ugly But I Would Still Hit Because I am Lonley Please Have Sex With me Someone my Yoko Ritona Body Pillow is Getting Very Crusty."

the worst girl
for the worst man

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*raises paw* uhhhh.... pls dont use that offensive "people" word. i consider myself to be an androgynous quasi-female pansexual wolfsoul. your concept of throwing around the word "people" willy-nilly is greatly offensive to my personal conceptualizations of my unique self image, and addressing others by using a certain generic label such as "people" is traumatic to me on a deep personal level, i was shaken to the core by your judgemental words. please be a little more considerate next time. thanks!

There is no greater love than the love a furred Beast. It's lucious coat touches gently on your skin. It's masculine musk sensualizes the very air you breathe. The hard hooves pounds on the floor. It's loud sharp clop entices you. The red shiny head of the penile organ shows it's desire to make beastly love to you. The hard thrust of the Beast excites every part of your rectum. It;s muscles tighten with every thrust. You can feel it's sweat dripping down it's fur. It's semen is thick yet you feel comfort in it's warmth. You orgasm in pure animal lust. Waves of pleasure surges through your body. You are now complete. You are now a furry.

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you know what shape you are

a rekt-angle :^)

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Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥,
My name is John, and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of your days playing CS:GO. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on derpibooru.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my monkey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill

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