Recent reviews by Patchouli

Cute little platformer from a small team of people where the goal is to get from point A to B.
Its fun, and its fast.
Devs could add a high level of value by adding a stopwatch and leaderboard for completion time. With the games movement speed and jump radius it would be criminal not to.

If you loved The Sims, but hated the Sims themselves, this game is for you.

Amazing game, Tremendous. Great story beginning to end.

But Model Warrior Julianne will make you want to lobotomize yourself with a rake .

I'm a wolf who paints, but they don't even give me thumbs. Thanks God.

Warframe is a game I have played in small bursts, monthly over the course of the last year or two. seamless movement systems paired with quick gun and swordsplay makes for nice mindless indulgence. and with tons of weapons and warframes to grind for/level/mod, there's always plenty to do. I Could also fairly argue, that he community is what makes warframe so great, it's majority caring and kind community, friendly to newcomers and veterans alike. Rare to see in online gaming

Very grindy compared to similar style farm/management, games, but feels very rewarding with each advancement.

I'm only a few hours in but this has been one ride I don't want to get off of

Updating now beyond the 50 hour mark.

Going in blind on this game without walkthroughs or guidance has been a long trip, there is so much content in this game and for such a low price, with beautiful animations and interesting lore.
If this started at 60$ It'd still be worth buying it twice. If I could develop the device used in Men in Black to wipe minds, I would use it on myself so I could play this game again, blind.

Cheeki breeki iv damke.

Amazing.