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I wouldn't normally post this much but I just wanted to say THANK YOU , truth is my mood got a little low but everyone's comments and DMs really managed to put a huge smile on my face, especially the MGS references (you know who you all are), well-wishers, pics & quotes.
It's refreshing to know I've got a great bunch of friends here, you're amazing so thank you!
So... Quickly moving on as not to inflate your egos anymore than necessary & I know that I'm a little early but have an amazing Friday and an even better start to your weekend.
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1 Frango
2 Dentes de alho
2 Colheres de sopa de azeite
2 Colheres de sopa de vinho branco
1 Limão
1 Cubo de caldo de galinha
Sal (quanto baste)
Pimenta (quanto baste)
Preparação:
- Numa tigela, misturar muito bem o alho esmagado, 1/2 cubo de caldo esfarelado, o vinho branco, o zeite, sal e pimenta.
- Amassar até obter uma pasta.
- Barrar o frango com a pasta, pique o limão com um garfo, colocar 1/2 do caldo e o limão dentro do frango.
- Pode atar as patas com fio de cozinha ou prender a pele com 1 palito, o importante é que o limão não saia.
- Deixe tomar gosto por algum tempo.
- Pré aquecer o forno a 200Cº.
- Colocar o frango numa assadeira e levar ao forno por aproximadamente 1h, ou até se apresentar bem dourado e virar o frango a meio da cozedura.
- Retirar o frango do forno e servir de imediato!
Bom Apetite !
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1)Sim, 2cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico.
2)Não, não é comum o preservativo ser largo. Não existe tamanho extra pequeno, o tamanho é único.
3)Ainda que 2cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte .
4)Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista .
5)O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo ,pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;
6) Nós ainda não possuímos uma central de atendimento para pessoas que querem efetuar a troca de sexo, mas temos um contato bom.
Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida.
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