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So I (32 m) was on my way home from work (steel mill) when I (32 m) realized how hot and sweaty my anus was. I put an egg in my naturally lubed anal cavity after getting off work so it would fry and cook in my magic cave while driving home from the mill. Everything was going fine until my car (5 Honda) hit a pot hole and my anus squeezed and it cracked the egg in my hidden dungeon. When I got home and was ready to clean it up my wife (29 f) told me she wanted to try bisexual man and wife sex and pulled me into the bedroom where she got me naked before I could say anything. Then Big Bubba (30 m) came out of the bathroom and had his penis out and indicated that he wanted to insert his penis into my anus. By this time my wife had put a gag on me and handcuffs and was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me. I was powerless when Big Bubba had discovered my yellow waterfall after the first thrust and his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was bleeding from egg shells stuck inside of it.

I wish I could grow a penis and keep my ♥♥♥♥♥.I want to know what it feels like to stroke it, get a blowjob and push it into something tight. I love my vagina but I just have this fantasy!

i want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my ♥♥♥♥ would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to ♥♥♥ inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. whenever i see an ad for McDonald's i get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. God i want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger.

I'm 6", measured with a ruler.

Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have a "big ♥♥♥♥" or a "huge ♥♥♥♥". About half the women I bottomed out (in certain positions), and about 20% bled after I had sex with them the first time (not on their period).

There was one woman I literally couldn't fit inside. Her vaginal opening could not accommodate me.

I had one girlfriend take me to a party wearing baggy shorts and encourage all her lesbian friends to grab my "giant ♥♥♥♥" through the fabric of my shorts. Again I'm only 6 inches long but she though it was noteworthy enough to brag to all her friends about how my penis was the biggest she'd ever seen. She had been with a lot of guys too.

I've asked a few women how big they think I am, they generally think I'm about 8" long because they've been lied to their whole lives.

The average male is 5", but thinks they're bigger. 7" and up is extremely rare. Most of the ♥♥♥♥♥ you see in porn look to me about my size, 6".

im like a gamer muslim girl and like evry time i play roblox (its a rreal game shut up) everyone is like "show me ur tits" or "allahu akbar!!" but like i dont even kno what either of those mean (like wat???) but those arnt even the worst ones like they sometime say thing like "go back to isis" like thats very rude like my uncle is in isis and like i already visited him like a month ago so like why would i go again (like wat????) and like isis is pretty cool actually so like why do people ahte it?? also like when i play call of duty (im only 12 and my mom dosnt let me play im such a rebel XDD) ppl tell me to like turn off my voice changr and its like its my real voice how can i change it (like wat??) and lik they aslo say like "trump will kik you out" but like i support donald trump so like why would he kick me out (like wat??) anyway like it sucks to be a gamer muslim girl

So i have long known about the idea of using a sock or tissues to jizz in so you don't get things dirty, but i have never taken to that. I just jizz on the floor and occasionally when there is enough power i will reach the tip of my desk, if that happens i take my pyama pants and swipe the drops away, but usually i just ♥♥♥ on my floor and let it rest there. My floor is a dark carpet so you don't see it and it barely smells, i have done this literally my entire life and i don't see why you would waste good socks when you have a floor.

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66 hours on Terraria.... thats a sin...

So fuzzy, so fresh, so gay.