Recent reviews by xDorito

Devs are making the most out of a messy situation. I think the game has a good future ahead of it once this road bump is past

Fantastic game. Can't put down.

Incredible game! Reminds me RS Classic. Very farmy, but a diamond in the rough for sure.

Pros:
Great networking
Crazy addicting
Easy to pick up
Controls are smooth and precise
Fun fun fun

Cons:
Game doesn't punish griefing players enough. Lots of people scoring self goals for the lolz
Balloon physics. This drives me crazy sometimes. You will spend a good 45-60 seconds of a match just watching the ball float slowly down in some matches. Its crazy that a game about car soccer would have such a floaty ball. I'd prefer somthing that fell to the ground at a more natural pace.

Fun enough game. Terrible developers. This game rarely works as intended, and most of the gameplay is some version of cheesing a game mechanic. I'm honestly suprised this game still exists, let alone a new content patch! The base freaking game is still about as broken as a 'released game' can be.

My experience today on logging in after a long time away after the launch drove me away:
- Watch the overly long intro movie (Unskippable!? Really...)
- Have to restart the game because the menu didn't load correctly and I couldn't see the character select option
- Rewatch overly long intro movie....
- Log Into game. Notice how odd it is textures take 15 seconds to load
- Crash 20 seconds in as soon as I spun the camera.
- Re launch. Have to rewatch overly long unskippable intro.
- Alt-F4. Write Negative Review.