Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and orders a pint. After a few minutes he hears a voice that says, "Nice shoes". He looks around but the whole bar is empty apart from the barman at the other end of the bar.
A few minutes later he hears the voice again. This time it says, "I like your shirt".
He beckons the barman over and tells him what's been happening to which the barman replies, "Ah, that would be the nuts sir. They're complimentary"!
ㅤ* I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
ㅤ* Say what?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!

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+rep Really Really friendly and awesome trader would love to recommend to everyone!

Excellent trader, would definitely recommend, +REP!