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The Sculpture Within

Buy the Sculpting Tools so you can craft the town table
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26am

Down by the Desert

Reach the 2nd world, where there's lots of sand... I hate sand...
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31am

Snowy Wonderland

Reach world 3, the coolest world in the game!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Rookie Player

You've done better than people who ditch after a few hours!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:49am

Average Player

You're easily in the top 50% of players now!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22am

Elite Player

You've done better than most of my IRL friends who totally exist and aren't made up!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07am

Veteran Gamer

You're easily in the top 5% now, that's something to be proud of maybe kind of!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

Legendary Gamer

Your level is so massive it needs three digits! Just 4 more and you'll have a phone number!
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Small Savings

10,000 copper coins worth, that's enough to buy 1400 nomwiches!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22am

Retirement Fund

1,000,000 copper coins worth, that's enough to buy almost 91,000 rolls of Cue Tape!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37am

Large Fortune

100,000,000 copper coins worth, that's enough to buy 3.8 million hot dogs!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43am

Guild Member

Contribute 500 GP to your guild, proving you aren't that kid in the school project who lets others do everything!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Guild Higher-Up

Contribute 3000 GP to your guild, putting yourself above fellow members who only have the 500 GP achievement!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51am

Guild Top Dawg

Contribute 20000 GP to your guild, which means your probably the best bow-wow in your guild!
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:53am

Another Me!

Create your 2nd character, who will probably never be as good as your 1st character.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

More and More Me!

Create your 4th character, who will never appreciate the struggle the earlier characters went through from having no family bonus stats.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

A Family of Me!

Create your 8th character, who will never get the love and affection you gave your first few characters when making new characters was still special
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Do What You're Told

Complete 25 Quests on a single character. They're called Quests but they're more like chores tbh
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 8:37am

Bending over Backward to Help

Complete 75 Quests on a single character. Seriously these are just errands the NPC's didn't wanna do.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Simpin' for NPC's

Complete 150 Quests on a single character. The name speaks for itself.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Card Collector

Collect 10 unique cards. Who knows you may even get a Baba Yaga Rookie Card!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Card Enthusiast

Collect 30 unique cards. If u wanna trade I got some spare Amarok cards!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Card Dude

Collect 120 unique cards. This basically makes you like, THE guy who does the card stuff!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Anvil Expansion

Craft the Anvil II expander. More things to craft, yay!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Anvil Expansion Again

Craft the Anvil III expander. More things to craft, again, yay!
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Boss Buster

Defeat the big poop and the giant house with legs!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Demon Demolisher

Defeat the big hourglass and the toilet paper guy!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Spike Minigame Master

If u love me let me go... erm, I mean get a score of 13 in the Spike Minigame
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Tree Top Dropout

Reach the top of the Giant Tree, then jump off... wait no don't do that last part.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:22am

Minecart Master

Get a score of 103+ in the Mining Minigame, beating the Developer's score!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:58pm

Choppin' to the Beat

Get a score of 141+ in the Choppin' Minigame, beating the Developer's score!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:58pm

Fishing Finesse

Get a score of 67+ in the Fishing Minigame, beating the Developer's score!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

Catching Coronation

Get a score of 128+ in the Catching minigame, beating the Developer's score!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:58pm

Crystal Beatdown

Defeat your first Crystal Monster! These have a 1 in 2000 chance to spawn each time you defeat a normal monster.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Crystal S-S-S-Suuuper Slam

Defeat 100 Crystal Monsters! This could go a couple rounds...
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18am

Crystal Championship Bout

Defeat 2000 Crystal Monsters to become the Heavyweight Champion of IdleOn!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Bad Doggy!

Defeat Amarok on Chaotic Difficulty. He's all bark and... well, all bite too honestly.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18am

Dumbo the Destroyer

Defeat Efaunt on Chaotic Difficulty. Watch out for his new kick attack, and for all his old attacks since they're still deadly!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Pro Gamer Move

You kept the tutorial oil you get from the goblin?? You sneaker little gamer you!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19am

Peanut Pioneer

You gave up all those peanuts just for a secret class... was it really worth it?
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Meel Time!

Shake it! To the left, to the left! Oh yea!!!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Meet the Dev

Hey, it was super cool to meet you gamer!
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am

Part 1: Learn to Forge

Complete Glumlee's part of the Main Questline
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Part 2: Learn to Entertain

Complete the Picnic Stowaway's part of the Main Questline
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Part 3: Learn to Translate

Complete Stiltzcho's part of the Main Questline
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 8:37am

Classy!

Choose one of the 3 starting classes, since like there are only 3 starting classes and not 4.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Sleepy Gamer

Claim 100 hours of AFK Gains. That's like 4 days and a side of fries.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Slumbering Gamer

Claim 2000 hours of AFK Gains. That's like 3 months but not really cuz u have multiple characters.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Comatose Gamer

Claim 30,000 hours of AFK gains. That's like 2 years, but again it's really more like 2 months cuz you have so many peeps in ur squad.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 3:08am

Hibernating Gamer

Claim 111,000 hours of AFK gains. Jeez, ok that's like an entire year, even with all your character idling to the max lol
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:20am

My First Trophy!

Equip any trophy. Well, almost any trophy, limited-time trophies don't count.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Mythical Gamer

Your level has reached a point where people debate whether or not it is possible!
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13am

Big Mobs, eek!

Defeat 5 Giant Monsters. You'll learn about these at the Prayer Rock in the Frostbite Tundra town.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25am

Powdered Neutronium

Rank up the Explosive Combustion refinery chamber to rank 2.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

There Can Be Only One

Beat wave 50 of Wakawaka War without using more than 1 of any specific tower type. So just 1 boulder, 1 freeze, etc...
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51am

Blurple Skull

Get a Dementia Skull or higher on every mob within World 3 in the Deathnote feature. I probably don't have to specify "or higher" here lol
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 12:40pm

A Most Nice Sale

You SOLD gems to the shop..? All at once? How many? Nice.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:55am

Mutant Massacrer

Defeat both mutant Minibosses: The Dilapidated Slush of World 3, and the Mutated Mush of World 4.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Lv.5 Nothing..?

Ah, I see you enjoy reading upgrade flavor text as well!
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Petless

Trash 1000 pets. How could you be so heartless, so cold...
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Milky Wayfarer

Reach World 4, the purple world with all the space stuff and things!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Mushrooms Defeated

Defeat enough Green Mushrooms to unlock the portal to FROGS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02am

Frogs Defeated

Defeat enough Frogs to unlock the portal to BEANS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02am

Beans Defeated

Defeat enough Beans to unlock the portal to SLIMES!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02am

Slimes Defeated

Defeat enough Slimes to unlock the portal to BABY BOAS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02am

Baby Boas Defeated

Defeat enough Baby Boas to unlock the portal to CARROTMEN!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02am

Carrotmen Defeated

Defeat enough Carrotmen to unlock the portal to GLUBLINS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02am

Glublins Defeated

Defeat enough Glublins to unlock the portal to THE BOSS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02am

Hitting the Mark

Chop 15 yellow sections in a row during the Choppin' Minigame.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

5 'hunned Copper

Have a stack of exactly 500 Copper Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

1.5 Ki'log'grams

Have a stack of exactly 1500 Oak Logs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Copper 'Quipment

Equip the Copper Helmet and Copper Platebody
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Wode Together

Defeat 250 Wode Boards with at least 1 other party member
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

2 Tons of Iron

Have a stack of exactly 2,000 Iron Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Giga Decimation

Defeat all Giga Frogs before any respawn.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Shut it Poochy

Defeat Amarok, the stone golem wolf of the Encroaching Forest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Slimeicidal Endeavor

Defeat 25,000 slimes in total. This counts kills from all your characters!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Right to Bear Iron

Equip an Iron Helmet, Iron Chestplate, Iron Pants, and one Iron Tool.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

5-6 Pick up Sticks

Have a stack of exactly 20,000 Sticks in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

20 Bundles of Jungle

Have a stack of exactly 20,000 Forest Fibers in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Colosseum Contender

Get a score of 25,000 or more in the Dewdrop Colosseum.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Ten Trips of Gold

Have a stack of exactly 30,000 Gold Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Minecart Maniac

Slam on a yellow ore vein in the Mining Minigame, which gives 3 points!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Steppin' on the Rats

Defeat 500 Rats with at least 1 other party member
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Tree Top Dropout

Reach the top of the Giant Tree in Blunder Hills
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Naked and Unafraid

Enter the Sewers with no equipment or weapon, and defeat a sewer poop. Don't want to get your stuff dirty after all!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

House Flipper

Defeat Baba Yaga in under 25 seconds after they spawn in the Birch Enclave
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Platinum 200G

Have a stack of exactly 200,000 Platinum Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Nutty Crafter

Craft 42 golden peanuts, whatever those might be!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Decked Out in Gold

Equip Golden Helmet, Chestplate, Pants, Shoes, two Golden tools, and the Defenders Dignity ring.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Nice Fur Suit

Equip all 4 pieces of Amarok armor.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Half a Mill-log

Have a stack of exactly 500,000 Veiny Logs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Two-Time Savior

Equip the Blunder Hero Trophy, while also having another in your inventory.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Million Null 'n Void

Have a stack of exactly 1,000,000 Void Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Lucky 7s

Punch a monster, win the Jackpot! Well, hypothetically...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

What a View!

Climb the 2nd tallest tree in all of Blunder Hills, and say 'Great view, 1 star'
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Cavernous Nook

Find the secret mining area
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:27am

Seriousleaf-ast!

Score a point in the Choppin' Minigame while the leaf is ZOOMING!!!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Heyo!

Say 'Hi' to 250 different people without closing the game.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Based Roots

Reach The Roots, which is the map below the Sticks monsters in the Giant Tree
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Dungeon Pinch

Deal 100 or more damage in a single hit in any party dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Big Frog Angry

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 1st Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Big Frog Furious

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 2nd Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Big Frog Big Sad

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 3rd Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

2 Minute Meal

Spawn Grandfrogger within 2 minutes of entering the dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Big Frog Big Mad

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 4th Difficulty, and avoid becoming one with the soup...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Golden Fly

Pass through the small golden hoop in the Catching Minigame. It's worth 3 points!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Hammer Bub

Level up the 'Hammer Hammer' Alchemy bubble to Lv. 10
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Wassup Yo!

Say 'Hi' to 100 unique people without closing the game or changing Servers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Gold School

Have a stack of exactly 1500 Goldfish in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Buzz Buzz

Have a stack of exactly 2500 Flies in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Careful, it's Sharp!

Have a stack of exactly 15 Glass Shards in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Hybernation

Leave one of your players AFK for an entire week, which is 168 hours! Anything more counts too!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Vial Noob

Get 3 vials to Lv. 4, which are the green ones
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Specializational!

Choose a subclass for two of your characters.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Obols Oh Boy!

Have 10 Silver Obols equipped at once. The Family tab counts here!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

B-o-B to Help

Complete 75 unique quests on a single character. I'm not sure what B-o-B stands for either...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

A Fish Too Far

Catch a total of 1000 fish across all Fishing Minigame plays.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Rat-a-tat-tat

Level up the 'FMJ' Alchemy bubble to Lv. 30
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Pillars of Sand

Defeat 250,000 Sandy Pots combined across all characters. Forget the Pillars of Salt though.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Vial Connoisseur

Get 6 vials to Lv. 7, which are the pink ones
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Coarse Cards

Level up cards for Mafioso, Sandcastle, Pincermin, and Mashed Potato, all up to 1 star.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Trial by Time

Run from Town to Efaunt's Tomb in under 2 minutes. No teleporting using the World Map.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Golden Obolden!

Have 15 Golden Obols equipped at once. The Family tab counts here!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Monocle No More

Defeat 160 Sand Giants within 10 minutes of entering the map. Auto must be off.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Jellyfish Jelly

Have a stack of exactly 6000 Jellyfish in your Storage Chest. I heard their Jelly goes good with burgers btw.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Super Cereal

Have a stack of exactly 50,000 Sentient Cereal in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Sweet Victory

Get a Score of 200,000 or more in the Sandstone Colosseum
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Ink Blot

Use 101 silver pens in the Post Office
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Threadin' the Needle

Pass through the teenie tiny Lava hoop in the Catching Minigame. It only appears if you go through 25 hoops in a row!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

S-M-R-T

Level up the 'Smarty Boi' Alchemy bubble to Lv. 50
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Two Desserts!

Have the YumYum Sheriff trophy equipped, while also having another in your inventory.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Nuget Nightmare

Kill Crabbycakes manually, without Auto on, until one drops a Nuget Cake. Good luck...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Bigtime Bloacher

Have a stack of exactly 100,000 Bloaches in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Vial Junkee

Get 10 vials to Lv. 9, which are the hyperlight Orange ones. Stop focusing so much on vials, it's not healthy!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Fruit Salad

Have a stack of exactly 1,000,000 Fruit Flies in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Your Skin, My Skin

Wear the Efaunt helmet, Ribcage, Hipillium, and Ankles. Also have 1 Efaunt Obol equipped.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

WAAAAAAAHH!

Complete all available Treasure Hunts! You can find them on Youtube, just search for it!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Bobjoepicklejar

Pickles belong in containers, after all!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Fish Aint Biting

I'm tellin' ya, the fish ain't bitin' today gosh darn it!
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:32am

Skill Maestro

Goldric's bag of peanuts may be nearly empty, but even just one peanut is enough for some...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Tomb Raider

Defeat Snakenhotep on his 1st Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Tomb Defiler

Defeat Snakenhotep on his 2nd Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Tomb Completionist

Defeat Snakenhotep on his 3rd Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Just Passing By

Pass 30 rooms in Snakenhotep's Dungeon by doing the thingy the room says to do.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Dungeon Slap

Deal 1000 or more damage in a single hit within any Dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Croakin' Froge

Have a stack of exactly 250 Doge -I mean froge- critters in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Sad Souls

Have a stack of exactly 1,000 Forest Souls in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Checkout Takeout

Checkout a total of 1000 talent books from the Talent Book Library.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Yawning Cogs

Have 4 unclaimed Yellow Cogs during any single moment in time, apart from March 16, 2026 at 3.07pm
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Blunder Skull

Get a Copper Skull or higher on every Blunder Hills monster in the Deathnote.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Too Cute To Live

You're gonna kill all them lil' poofs? You monster... well, at least make it quick, like 20s or less after entering the map.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Soulslike

Have 4 Prayers in your Prayer Rock thingy. You get Prayers by placing these wizard dudes into towers and stuff and kickin' butt!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Good Times Roll

Beat wave 50 in Glublin Gorefest using ONLY Boulder Roller wizards. No freeze, no confetti, just boulder.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Cog in the System

Have 20 Grey Cogs placed on the board at once. Not sure why this is an achievement, cogs are boring.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

I Create...

Upgrade buildings in construction a total of 50 times. Any buildings, utilities, wizards, shrines, they all count!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

I Sawed...

Upgrade buildings in construction a total of 250 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Hairy Ice Comb

Manually loot 1000 floof poofs, then 1000 melty cubes, then 1000 moustache combs. So 3000 in total!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Giant Slayer

Defeat 5 Giant Mobs of each type; Bloque, Mamooth, Snowman, Penguin, then Thermister, IN THAT ORDER. So 25 in total!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Saharan Skull

Get a Golden Skull or higher on every YumYum Desert monster in the Deathnote.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Fat Souls

Have a stack of exactly 10,000 Dune Souls in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Borrowed Pens

Remember all those pens you lent out in school and never got back? You've got 13 seconds to vent your anger on every penguin mob!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Sqeakin' Mousey

Have a stack of exactly 60,000 Mouseys in your Storage Chest. Imagine the noise in that chest of yours... or even the smell, ugh.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Geared for Success

Have 40 Yellow Cogs placed on the board at once. Alright now I see how this is achievement worthy, cogs are kinda neat.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Entangled Compounds

Rank up the Spontaneous Combustion refinery chamber to Rank 3.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Souped Up Salts

Rank up the Redox Combustion refinery chamber to Rank 10.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

I Constructed!

Upgrade buildings in construction a total of 900 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Cogs Be Waitin'

Have 16 unclaimed Grey Cogs at once. Jeez, I'm glad anthropomorphic cogs aren't real.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Top Cogs

78 Cogs. All purple cogs. Did I say cogs are great? I think cogs are great. Cog cog cog!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Smirky Souls

Have a stack of exactly 250,000 Rooted Souls in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Knock on Wood

Beat wave 50 of Acorn Assault with just 4 towers active. Place down a 5th tower at any time, and it wont count!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

The Goose is Loose

Have a HONK of exactly 1,000,000 Honkers in your HONK Chest. HONKHONKHONK HOOOONK!!!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Sepia Vision

Have a stack of exactly 500 Black Lenses in your Storage Chest. Better complete this before I make it 1,000!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Rattle them Bones

Defeat every Bloodbone in just 12 seconds after entering the map. Wow, wild.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Cool Score!

Get a Score of 2,500,000 or more in the Chillsnap Colosseum
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Dungeon Wallop

Deal 25000 or more damage in a single hit within any Dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Boss Defeated

Defeat Glaciaxus on its 1st difficulty
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Manager Defeated

Defeat Glaciaxus on its 2nd difficulty
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Kingpin Defeated

Defeat Glaciaxus on its 3rd difficulty
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Equinox Visitor

Find the Equinox Mirror drop from Bloodbones, a 1 in 1000 drop, and use it to visit the Equinox Valley.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Channel Surfing

Have a stack of exactly 75,000 TV remotes in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Bottle Capital

Have a stack of exactly 800,000 Bottle Caps in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Too Many Tentacles

Have a stack of exactly 10,000,000 Wriggly Balls in your Storage Chest. Green Stack bro!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Matrix Wickermen

Accumulate 8760 hours, or an entire year, of Lab AFK time across all players.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Bland Dish

What exactly were you expecting to cook, an invisible meal?
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

I Like This Pet

Get a Breedability III heart on at least 2 Pets within the nest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

I LOVE These Pets

Get a Breedability VII heart on at least 15 pets within the nest.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:14pm

Shiny Shells

Have 6 bronze (or rarer) eggs in your nest at the same time, waiting to be hatched!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Gilded Shells

Have 12 gold (or rarer) eggs in your nest at the same time, waiting to be hatched!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Barley Lost

Fail a pet battle with the enemy team having only 5% HP or less. Wait, barely it's spelled HOW???
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Cabbage Patch

Have 5 kitchens all cooking cabbages at the same time. Remember gamers, eat your vegetables, they ain't so bad!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Le Pretzel Bleu

Have 8 kitchens all cooking Pretzels at the same time. Don't get it twisted, them pretzels are the real deal.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Michelin Ranked

Upgrade any kitchen stat to Lv. 300, giving you an elite crown over the upgrade bars, thus resulting in dopamine.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

WOAH That's Fast

Have a speed of 'Too Fast' displayed while cooking an Eggplant. No this is not a metaphor.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Stars Among Stars

Complete all constellations in the Hyperion Nebula. Thats what world 4 is called btw.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Chippin' Away

Claim 25 chips from the Chip Repository. I was gonna make this 250 chips, but people from the future told me not to.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Hunned Times a Day

Claim spices by any means 10,000 times. Like, individual claims.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Good Plate

Upgrade a meal at the Dinner Menu to the point where it gets a diamond plate!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Great Plate

Upgrade a meal at the Dinner Menu to the point where it gets a purple plate!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Best Plate

Upgrade a meal at the Dinner Menu to the point where it gets a void pearl plate!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Space Party!!!

Dance with at least 5 other people while you're all in World 4 town!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Zero G Scoring

Get a Score of 10,000,000 or more in the Astro Colosseum
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Soda Poisoning

Beat wave 50 of Clash of Cans with 3 Poisonic Elders at Lv 5 or higher. Also, you can't sell towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

The True King

Reach a total of 1 million Orb Kills.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

The True Pirate

Reach a total of 1 million Plunderous Kills. This one is the true challenge of the three.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

The True Emperor

Reach a total of 1 million Wormhole Kills.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Veritable Master

Destruction comes to all who cross your path, no matter how many times you cross paths.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Maple Logger

Have a stack of exactly 200,000 Maple Logs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Vitamin D-licious

Have a stack of exactly 5,000,000 Orange Slices in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Wurm Wumbo

Have a stack of exactly 100,000,000 Mongo Worm Slices in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Supernatural Gamer

Reach level 300 on any character! My oh my! This would have been inconceivable just a few years ago!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Smokin' Stars

Complete all constellations in the Smolderin' Plateau. You can check your progress within the Telescope.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

The Plateauourist

Reach World 5, a personal favorite world of mine! Look, I like lava what can I say.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

No Krakens? ):

Reach Wave 50 of Citric Conflict tower defence without placing a single Kraken Towers. Not even one.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Artifact Finder

Collect 15 Artifacts from Sailing
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Artifact Enjoyer

Collect all 30 Artifacts from Sailing
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Artifact Jones

Collect all 30 ANCIENT Artifacts from Sailing. All that glitters is not gold, but it sure is shiny!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Gilded Vessel

Upgrade a boat to Lv 100 in Sailing. It'll turn gold to reflect its power!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Maroon Warship

Upgrade a boat to Lv 300 in Sailing. This is the pinnacle of naval prowess, it doesn't get fancier than this!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Glory To Nobisect

Unlock the 3rd Divinity God.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

All Hail Purrmep

Unlock the 7th Divinity God.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Long Live Bagur

Unlock the 10th and final Divinity God.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Lucky Harvest

Harvest a plant with a Bit worth who's first 3 digits are 777. For example, 77.7K Bits would count, or 777M Bits too!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Chemical Collector

Harvest a total of 1000 Chemical-type Plants in Gaming.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Voraci Vantasia

Harvest a total of 500 Voraci-type Plants in Gaming.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Bonsai Bonanza

Harvest a total of 100 Bonsai-type Plants in Gaming.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Perfect Trade Deal

Make a trade with Blobby G worth a gold bar amount that starts with 777, like 777K or 7.77M for example. PS; 776 and 778 work too lol
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

True Naval Captain

Buy all 20 Boats in Sailing. Uh, yea, there is a scroll bar below the boats, you can buy more than 5 boats
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Legendary Orb

On your Divine Knight, get an Orb Score of 400 or more on OJ Bay. This is the number above your Orb!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Legendary Flag

On your Siege Breaker, get a Flag Score of 150 or more on Erruption River. This is the number above your Flag!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Legendary Wormhole

On your Elemental Sorcerer, get a Wormhole Score of 83 or more on Niagrilled Falls. This is the number above your Wormhole!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Utter DISRESPECT

Why did you even hire the poor fella in the first place???
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Sneaky Stealing

Walk to a uh... weird location? Well it's not that weird, but it's just like, what ya doin' back there?
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Broken Controller

You got... zero? Literally zero?? Jeez, Im sorry but I think you need to uninstall
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Lavathian Skulls

Get a Lava Skull or higher on every Smolderin' Plateau monster in the Deathnote. Yea, the 100M Kill Skull. This is gonna take a while.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Seaworthy Captain

Level up a Sailing Captain to Lv 15. Few captains in the universe can rival their ability to plunder!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Grand Captain

Level up a Sailing Captain to Lv 10. They shall sail the seas with confidence!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Valley Visitor

Reach World 6, the Spirited Valley! You'll love it here, all the spirits are very friendly!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Scorin' the Ladies

Have a stack of exactly 250,000 Ladybugs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Effervess Enthusiess

Have a stack of exactly 5,000,000 Effervescent Logs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

That's MY Crown

Have a stack of exactly 100,000,000 Royal Headpiece in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Leet Lanterns

Oh yea, that's a good number. Sure, it's no 69420, but it's vintage!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Lil' Overgrowth

Get an overgrowth of 32x on a single crop.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Major Overgrowth

Get an overgrowth of 1,024x on a single crop.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Unreal Overgrowth

Get an overgrowth of 8,192x on a single crop.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Doctor Repellant

Have 10,000 or more Apple crops in your Depot at once. You can lock the first crop before it grows to guarantee an apple!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Cob Enjoyer

Have 1,000,000 or more Corn crops in your Depot at once. Mmmm, Corn!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Science Undergrad

Find 30 unique crops, as shown by the Crop Scientist!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Science Graduate

Find 70 unique crops, as shown by the Crop Scientist!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Science Post Doc

Find 110 unique crops, as shown by the Crop Scientist!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Crop Flooding

That's... That's enough... THATS ENOUGH INSTAGROWS!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Legumulucky

Make a crop trade with the Legumulyte worth exactly 777 magic beans.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Big Time Land Owner

Get 27 plots of land in your farm.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Ceramic Sneaking

Reach the Sneaking Floor with the Petrified Ceramist guest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Top Floor Sneaking

Reach what seems like the top Floor of Sneaking with the Eldar Kingulyte guest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Untying Extraordinaire

Untie 6 other Ninja Twins.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Lucky Stealy

Successfully find 6 items in a row, in a single AFK claim within Sneaking.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Yellow Belt

Find a +50 Yellow Belt Sneaking Charm. Yes, exactly +50.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Straw Hat Stacking

It's a shame you can't wear them all at once...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Best Bloomie

Get a Bloomy Summoning Familiar.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Regalis My Beloved

Get a Regalis Summoning Familiar.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

This, is, Summoning!

Survive for 5 minutes in The King's Gambit. Find this feature in Cavern 14 of the Hole in world 5.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Summoning CM

Get 10 Career Wins within Summoning
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Summoning IM

Get 25 Career Wins within Summoning
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Summoning GM

Get 58 Career Wins within Summoning
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Penta Defence

Reach Wave 50 in Breezy Battle without placing more than 5 Towers in total.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Spectre Stars

Complete all constellations in the Spirited Valley. You can check your progress within the Telescope.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Beanstacker Trainee

Add 5 different golden foods to The Beanstalk.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Big Big Hampter

Hampter is worth it!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Ghost Buster

You took out the baddest spirit of them all!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

Beanstacker Prodigy

Add 14 different golden foods to The Beanstalk.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am

W6 is Donezo

Get a Lava Skull or higher on every Spirited Valley monster in the Deathnote.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:17am



Wazzzzam!

Wazam 125 rooms in Snakenhotep's Dungeon by performing exceptionally well in a room.

Capitalist Win

Complete 1000 jobs within the Glacial Basement dungeon.

POiNG Champion

Get a POiNG score of 25,000 or more! My personal highscore is 38,323 at the time of coding this!
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