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It does well for what it is, a silly visual novel about catgirls. The background visuals are pretty good and the animations are well done, there's even a slider for more 'chest bounciness'. On the spoiled side, the novel literally has an 'Auto-Play' button, and a game that plays by itself can't really be called a "game". If you're looking to bust a nut, the H-scenes are pretty light with almost no fancy kinks, mostly vanilla intercourses (no pun intended). Nekopara isn't essentially bad or anything, I'm just saying it's one of those games you would get the same experience by watching a No Commentary gameplay on YouTube. There are no choices, different paths or endings, you play in a straight line and that's about it.

One of the first tower defense games I've ever played back in Armor Games almost a decade ago and it still holds up today. I am glad Ironhide didn't sell out to make this game with microtransactions and DLCs, giving the full game experience with one purchase. The voice acting isn't as cringe as it is on Iron Marines, except for the Heroes. Most of them are kinda bearable, just stay away from Hacksaw if you value your sanity. Pretty diverse towers, the levels aren't too repetitive and balanced difficulty, I just wish there were more skills other than Reinforcements and Rain of Fire. If you can get over the concept of tower defense games that play by themselves at a higher level, it's a pretty fun game.

Thank you BRASILEIRO, for gifting me this hell of a game!

Wow, this game. I've never really had interest in LIMBO especially because it came out in 2011 and it's a puzzle game which is not my thing. But I got it gifted and decided to try it out, and I'm impressed. This game has one of the most creative and complex puzzles I ever went through, sometimes I would get stuck on a single part for several minutes and finally figuring it out was incredible satisfying. The sound effects are pleasingly realistic and the ambient music gives off an eery and scary feeling, I love it. Now I'm even more hyped up to play INSIDE.

Not fun at all. This game has some serious grinding. Your skills go down by half a level everyday if you don't train, and training is boring. You have to stare at the same animations over and over again for several minutes. If you don't have money you get stuck unable to train and hungry because you're unable to buy food. I experienced so many bugs, sometimes my character wouldn't move on the map and the Exit button was greyed out, forcing me to close the game with Task Manager. The dialogue is laughly terrible, one of the characters are simply named 'Master' and the other 'Red Eye'. It relies on a Ninja Turtles easter egg to carry the game, with a story that encourages you to find who killed your father yet he isn't mentioned any time during the game, only during the intro. The pixelart is the only thing I like about the game, fµck the rest. Seriously, I wish I knew this game was going to be so boring from start.

Glad this game's free, I wouldn't play this even if I was being paid. Clunky controls and unnecessary mechanics at its finest. One of the worst side scrolling platform games I've ever played, there's literally a move for your character to fall down faster into the ground that the game forces you to use constantly to progress. The hentai artwork present in the game is something you would get from a shᴉtty rule34 artist. It's terrible, the story makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense, garbage graphics. I am glad this mess of a game is free.

This, THIS. Now this is society criticism done right. The Stanley Parable breaks the 4th wall, builds a 5th and then breaks it again.

Being the lolis the only justifiable reason I purchased this game, I was utterly disappointed when I found out the game was reverted back to a version where the girls looked adult. However, I managed to rollback to an older version of the game and play the lolified version instead. I understand how the original version wouldn't be allowed on Steam but I was kind of sad seeing how the word "FLAT" is still present in the title of the game. Undressing little girls is illegal abiding by the law, but so is false advertisement.

The variety of cars is pleasant and the visuals are stunning. But that's about it, those are the only two things I like about this game. Not only you have to race against an AI that constantly blocks you; you also have to finish in 1st place, collect all blue coins and refill your fuel. You are obligated to pass through specific parts of the racing track in order collect the stupid blue coins, that's the only way to progress. It all stops being fun after the first 5 races, doesn't feel like a racing game, but more like a forced collectible extravaganza. I am not going to buy a DLC just to have a convertible version of the default car. Spiritual successor to Top Gear my ąss. This game makes me more stressed than college and I wish I had pirated it instead.

The voice acting is so fµcking cringe and loud, I can't take it. I wish there was an option to mute the voices, sounds like they hired random bystanders on the street that had no past voice acting experience whatsoever. I really enjoy the other games from Ironhide, they make the best tower defense games out there, but this one just didn't cut for me. No wonder this release was quite controversial. I even experienced a few bugs, sometimes enemies became bullet sponges absorbing all damage. The Mechas are extremely underpowered, they are extremely slow, their health isn't that high for the size and the regeneration might as well not even be a thing. Shows how basically no balancing was put into this. The game's fun and all, just play it muted and listening to something else.

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