Recent reviews by JB

Spent a few minutes headbutting things then 7 hours playing the flappy goat minigame. 10/10

This game is a fantastic learning tool for young children to expand their vocabulary and they'll LOVE playing it.
Leave a 3DS loaded with this game in the back of your black, windowless van parked outside a children's playground or school and watch how easy it is to usher them inside with tales of "Starites" and "Max" (or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ his name is). 6 thumbs up.

Laugh hysterically as you brutally murder entire villages of NPCs because it's an effective way to get loot. 10/10

Hat Simulator 2K14 is an immersive trading game with a unique economy based on an assortment of novelty headwear. Players utilise "real-life" money from their Steam Wallet to purchase unusual or rare hats, or negotiate offers trading other Steam games and virtual keys. Hats are then showcased in a series of red team vs blue team sidegames which will see two teams consistantly fail to work together efficiently. These sidegames are an optional feature of the hat simulation experience which will insistantly push you towards making micro-transactions. Recommended for neckbeards with an interest in fedoras and economics.