Oh what's worse? Than being on your front steps, watching all your friends get rich. Or, waking up, with an emptiness in your chest. Knowing that you don't mean shid.~

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(Chorus) x2
Big black meat
He’s jerking me till’ I skeet
He’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my bum, he’s making me ♥♥♥
He’s playing with both of my cheeks

(Post Chorus) x2
Through the land we go
There’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ my throat
They’re sucking my toes, they’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me slow
They’re jerking my ♥♥♥♥, and they blow


(Verse 1)
It’s DigBar and this is the pirate shanty
♥♥♥♥ with me and I’ll take off them pirate panties
If a girl got a ♥♥♥♥ I ♥♥♥♥ pirate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
If blowjob ain’t working I’ll try the handy
Captain Hook throw back for some booty
He moaning like “Arrgh” he sound kinda moody
He put that peg leg up in me when he do me
♥♥♥ shooting out like a gun, Call of Duty

(Bridge)
I sail the seas, we’re looking for ♥♥♥♥ and cheeks
Just come with me, we’re hunting for BBC
Land Ho, I spotted a man bro

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Rep+ good doggie

Stimpee came to me in a dream

do you deez

gas the chus

wat if u were if man u were door hok hand car floor

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.

he turn to his girl and say:

"baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

+rep because cool friendo

-rep a furry

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