Recent reviews by woof007

A girl's mom asked me to dance with her daughter because she was shy and not good at dancing. Accepted the task and danced with her because I felt bad. Lost half my health during dancing because she kept stepping on my toes. Fast forward in the mission, and she calls me over to do the dirty with her. Lie out of my teeth saying a horse kicked me in the balls and so my peenar doesn't work anymore and I can't fulfill my duties as a lover and husband. 14/10 amazing game.

I first got this game on Xbox 360 when it came out, a surprise gift from my parents for my birthday. I loaded it up and have never looked back since. On multiple consoles I probably have around 3000 hours. This currently is the peak of the series in my opinion. Super good story that doesn't get in the way of game-play, making the game infinitely re-playable. Handsome Jack is one of, if not the, best written villains of all gaming history (fight me). All of the legendary loot feels unique and hand-crafted by the devs, something that was missing for me in BL3. Music, textures, maps are all well-made and memorable. This is the game you should think of when you think looter-shooter. This is the game you think of when you think Borderlands. Hopefully BL4 is not a disappointment. Don't even get me started on that dookie they put in cinemarks and AMC's...

Just buy it. DONT LET YOUR SANDBOX DREAMS BE DREAMS ANYMORE! JUST. DO. IT.