Recent reviews by Karl-The-Klobblin

Struggling from the wreckage of my tiny plane, i emerged into a world of white, the sun reflecting off the blanket of snow and sucker punching me in the eyes. I struggled through the snow, aiming for some railroad tracks i had seen from the sky above. If i could follow those, maybe i could find... There! a cabin! i hurried forward, my numbed fingers desperately clutching at the handle, when behind me, i hear a grunt. Someone is here. Before i can turn around to address my rescuer, i am thrown to the ground, i struggle around, trying to see what has just hit me, and i see nothing but the gaping jaw of a bear, snarling down at me. It tears me apart, ripping off my bedroll, tearing throung my shirt, shreding my shoes as i desperately scramble away.

too late, though. my bare feet leave red footprints as i struggle towards a tree. The bear watches me, laughs at me, and walks off.

It knows my fate is sealed.



10/10 would get mauled by a bear again.