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This dude was FOR REAL the wildest Grindr date I've ever been on. We met up at his place and the vibe was there from the very start. He noticed my Thrasher X Supreme tee and the conversation quickly delved into skating with him showing me his collection of classic Tech Decks. In the middle of the show and tell, I took one of the boards and flaunted my kickflip to nose manual combo on his desk.

He was very impressed.

One thing led to another and now homie was laying on his tummy, cake to the ceiling and ready for whatever to come next. I knew what had to happen. The gap between bro's spread cheeks created the perfect half-pipe for the red Baker Tech Deck still in my grasp. I proceeded to roll the board from atop his crack downward. When approaching his hole, I nollie flipped over the gap and landed with a nosegrind down the entire length of his perineum. While the feat was never caught on camera, it was certainly FELT.

+rep

hiii

oh lord almighty oh dear godd oh lawddd have mercy dear god lord mercy mercy

trash ass player with ego bigger than his imaginary ♥♥♥♥

what the sigma?

Bamboozled for the victory royale

it was fun but not "jump into the air and freeze-frame in a joyous pose" fun

see you and I can have so much fun but you wont accept

what weapon did you use? never seen that type of magical magic

STORY TIME:

One night, I nutted on the passenger-side floor of my homie's WRX while he left the car to pick up our Panda Express order. Thing is, his blue LED lights lit the bust splatter up like a blacklight when he opened the door, so I quickly took the bag of food and placed it over the gooey mess. All was chill until I had to hand him the bag when we reached my apartment and were setting the table. Bro said the bag was sticky and I blamed it on the staff for spilling the honey walnut shrimp sauce.

Neither of us ordered honey walnut shrimp.

-rep slugged me and my 2 friends for 4 mins till we died on the floor because we wanted to go next lmao

+rep amazing teammate

Le handsome has arrived

Thank You, Dr. Chen. 愿海洋广阔，鱼儿丰收。

if dogpeople come my profile. ask i'm gay?. this will make me scream

regards,
chen

definitely closet

its so tru

ur gay

GG's indeed. I was on a meme build for ledging haha he is a fun goblin to run into for a good fight. Hope to run into you again.

Call him Double-Stuf stack a double cup on that bubble butt

Seek mental help and eat dry wall

Guess what? I'd say I sold my Model S Plaid to pay off a Cybertruck, but I decided to buy the truck anyway and keep both Tessies.

Do I have your attention? Good, because there's more, lil homie. You're reading the comment of the first lightskin about to get fluids on his $15k fursuit in his $100k electric pickup. So hit a fellow thug up on his JFF to see what kind of mess we talking about and fund the cleanup.

Cling-clang and it cost a lot.

Awesome

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+rep temporarily cured my tinnitus when he put it in my ear.

You Alt F4 cucklord 💩

Hard tunneling Pyramid Head, so nothing new there

hope your ancestors suffered

Bubba or wraith?

toxic trash

Bego

your in my sights, i'ma kiss you

its on sight

cried, sht and pssed himself cause i didn't ask him how his matches were going, so he decided to start insulting me, grow the ♥♥♥ up lmao, ♥♥♥♥ loser

In high school, you teased me as the recessed-chin homunculus with an unhealthy obsession for My Little Pony. You never knew my true power. You would taunt me while I would "giggle at the ghosties" and laugh off your petty attempts to get under my skin. Today, as a senior software engineer for a company that would use your pathetic résumé as bath tissue, I continue to giggle at you roasties in my Rolls Royce Ghostie with starlight headlining. Do you even know what starlight headlining is? Of course you don't. So while you read this in disbelief as you continue your dead-end wage job, just remember you're but a ghost to me and the rest of the world.

ha ha ha.

Bego

weirdo survivor player with a massive ego

weirdo survivor player with a massive ego

-rep furry task manager moment

+rep HAS a giga massive wiener with big nards on the blight

+Rep just wants to play skull Merchant without 3 gen.

+rep bros got a bigger chin than quagmire, absolute GIGACHAD

- rep sore loser and spews bigotry to cope with the loss

Yeah your father is def disappointed in a f6g like you xD. Hope you enjoy taking those ♥♥♥♥♥ up your ass while the rest of us laugh at f6gs like you xD

Tunneling and face camping deathslinger and hes playing in a hut along the coast of the ♥♥♥♥♥ congo river. Absolute garbage internet. Ban this f6g asap please

ya nasty

-rep furry