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Kangaroo checking himself out in the mirror:
"Leg day? Mate, every day is leg day." 🦵💪
Kangaroo therapist:
Therapist: "So, what brings you in today?"
Kangaroo: "I just feel like... people only care about my legs and my pouch. No one asks how I’m hopping." 😔
Kangaroo reality show:
Host: "Today, on Real Hoppers of the Outback, Kangaroo Dave is throwing hands with yet another tourist for no reason."
Kangaroo Dave: "They came too close to my pouch, mate. No one invades my pouch space." 🦘💥
Kangaroo at a fast-food joint:
Cashier: "For here or to go?"
Kangaroo: "To go, but put it in my pouch. I got a whole mobile fridge situation going on here." 🥡🦘
Why did the kangaroo break up with its partner?
Because they couldn’t hop to the same beat. 💔
Kangaroo logic:
"Why walk when you can hop? Why hop when you can hop while throwing punches? Why not just punch everything and ask questions later?" 🦘🥊
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.
The merit of having a technique that's passed down for generations is having a user's manual.
The demerit is that information about the technique is easily leaked.
You were a member of the Zen'in clan, weren't you? That's why you know so much about the Limitless technique.
However, even in the Gojo clan, only a scant few know about this.
Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass.
Imaginary Technique: Purple.
⢫⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⣿⣱⣿⣿⣿⡋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣹⡿⣃⣿⣿⣿⢳⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿
⡿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣫⣾⢸⢿⣿⡟⣿⣶⡶⢰⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⠄⠄⠄⢼⣿
⣽⣿⣿⠃⣲⣿⣿⣸⣷⡻⡇⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⣏⣎⣸⣦⣠⡞⣾⢧
⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⡏⠙⣿⣿⣤⡿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢟⡞⣰⣿⣿⡟⣹⢯⣿
⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⣮⣿⣿⣯⣏⣼⣿⠿⠏⣰⡅⢸⣿
⣿⣇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠄⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⠿⠛⢾⡇⢸⣿
⣿⢻⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⣠⣴⣾⣿⡇⣸⣿
⣿⢸⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠘⢿⣿⠏⠄⣿⣿
⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣼⠃⠄⢰⣿⣿
⣿⡄⠙⢿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⢀⣾⣿⢯
⣿⡇⠄⠄⠙⢿⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⠄⣼⡿⢫⣿
Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.