Recent reviews by Evan

Just writing a review to counteract the snowflakes crying that they don't have to specifically choose male or female in a game where the difference is hardly visible.

Cry about it on twitter losers, not here.

This game may very well be the worst game I have ever played.

How this was even released is beyond me, this game is a dumpster fire the entire way.

I played co-op with a friend through each of the campaigns, including up to Chapter 2 of the Ada Wong campaign where we just decided there is no way we're finishing this absolute garbage fire of a game.

Anyone saying this game is enjoyable or a good addition to the Resident Evil series is an actual clown.

Progression is way too slow, it takes literal days level up unless you have the game running at all times, which is just bizarre for an idle game.

Even though you have multiple characters, all you really end up doing is logging in, emptying their inventory and going back and logging back out. And because it takes so long to progress, you keep doing this same process with the same enemies in the same place for literal days.

The idea is good, and the game is fun sometimes.

The most fair free to play model available right now.

It takes about 10-15 hours to start to really enjoy it, at least, it did for me.

There are so many options, in my 1000 hours played I haven't tried even near everything, or even played all content.

Game seemed like a lot of fun, but it turns out the free weekend was a lie.

You are only able to do 2 maps of the single player campaign, and I was not told this anywhere, before I started.

After I rolled around on the overworld for a solid 10 minutes wondering if I missed anything, I checked steam guides. Nothing. I checked the forums, someone had the same issue as me. Turns out, this was not a free weekend. This is... A demo? Thats free for the weekend only?

The focus was apparently on multiplayer, but in a game with such a unique concept, why would I want to throw myself at multiplayer first? The typical shooter is a different story, most gamers at this point know how to play a shooter, so hopping right into multiplayer is fine. But a bowling/tower defense game? I have no idea what Im doing, and the 2 maps, massively limited arsenal were not enough to make me feel comfortable heading into multiplayer.

I did notice that the steam page does have a notice saying "Free multiplayer weekend", if you scroll down far enough. It was not obvious to start with.

I hope this was just a mistake on their part, and that they meant to have it very, very obvious that single player was locked.

What event in my life lead me to this chain of events...

Ah well, platinum porksword achieved.

Also, Im pretty sure the way I play, its less a camstudio and more of a brothel. Gonnorhea for all!

Game is kill

A neat third person roguelike. It doesn't have the customization I enjoy in Roguelikes, such as class and race choice, but its a fun little timewaster.

A... Followup to "TDP4"? I think?

I don't even know. I reviewed TDP4 and it was awful. It was a horrible mess.

And I downloaded this, because it was new and it was free to play.

Its very much the same game, except less of a flash game, which is a good thing.

It plays like ass, the camera just goes bloody everywhere which makes aiming a pain in the ass.

When I got into a match, there was something that immediately got my attention. The music was good. I actually quite enjoyed the music. I recognize it from somewhere though.

The problem with the music was that EVERY time something happened in game that made noise, for example shooting a gun, or the "HEADSHOT" that the announcer says every 3 seconds, or someone pressed their push to talk button the music would fade out and then fade back in about 5 seconds later. I understand it for push to talk, even though I really don't see this as a game needing push to talk, but why did they feel the need to fade it out for shooting?!

Overall, this is not worth your time in any way.

Oh, and its pay to win. Looking at two available shotguns, one for real money and one for the in game currency, the pay to win shotgun is better in EVERY way. It reloads faster, its more accurate, it does more damage, it has a higher fire rate, it has a higher ammo capacity.

On the plus side, at least I could walk to the right in this one.

What a piece of crap pay to win mess.

It looks and plays like a flash game, it would barely let me walk to the right, specifically the right.

Got in a game, ended up against a guy with a weapon bought for real money, he instantly killed me in one shot, it took me 7 shots to kill him. This was not a one time occurence.