uber me = your eyes are gonna melt from the sheer amount of disappointment money is something you should definitely care about but im financially illiterate i think i should spend it on everything that isnt a proper gaming mouse without a second thought😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏

everyone with:
2017 type nickname or a stupid ass name with dem letters spaced out
steam trading cards group or whatever that was + any popular developer studio group like facepunch
stupid ass animated or non-animated background (by my standards ofc)
private inventory
description that could be copied and found on like 12 million other profiles
no comment section or no comments written at all
friends hidden

will all be disintegrated, written off the existence, then come back as an inanimate object still with their consciousness and the only thing you will be able to hear are those pop songs that are legit straight up copies of each other