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I was playing Minecraft with my girlfriend who 💁 I met playing fortnite. She has a deep voice (like 😄😄 a boy 👶) which is 🈶 kinda weird 😕😕😕, but she said she’s just sick 😣. We were on 🔛 my survival world 🌎 and in my bedroom hiding from the creepers. Then we got into my bed 🛌🛌 and took off our armor because it was bedtime and we were scared 😱😱 of the dark 🔦🔦 and monsters. My mom 👪👪👪 walked in at the worst 😡 time ⌚ cause 🎗🎗🎗 my pants just fell down ⬇⬇! I was sitting in my gaming chair then my pants fell off cause 🎗 they were too big. I tried really hard to grab and pull them back ⬅️ up ☝☝ but I ended up ☝☝☝ just grabbing and pulling my peepee! I told her that but she didn’t believe me - she thinks I did something gross 🤢🤢! Help 🆘, what 😅 do I do?

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my dude🙏👊 😠💯😭

IT'S OUR 🇺🇸NATION'S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE's BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐️SPANGLED 💥⚡️🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️ BUTT😉 that's not ALL. HE'S gonna launch his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑🍑 and EXPLODE✨💥😩 in your SPACIOUS SKIES👉👌👌👌. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE 😩👉👌🇺🇸 DADDY will eat that ASS😩😋 like apple 🍎 pie 😋🇺🇸👌💯. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ SONS of LIBERTITTY 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you'll get Daddy SAMs' MEGA THICC PATRIODICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩😍

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