Where is a hacker if they're stealing british army secrets?
On Her majesty's secret servers

What does a robber wear on their head?
A robbing hood

Q:"Hey, how do you manage to always be so optimistic?"
A:"Well, it's in my blood"
Q:"What do you mean?"
A:"I'm blood-type B positive"

What did the Musician say when she hit a rough patch in life
I’m trying to compose myself

What type of fan art is always above your head?
ceiling fan art

Why do female wizards keep mimics as pets?
because they want to see their chest grow