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At first you just think, "oh it's car soccer," and it sounds like the stupidest thing you've ever heard, then you actually play it and it turns out to be one of the best things you've ever played.

Contains materials known in the state of California to cause cancer.

Never trust chinese knock-offs.

Game is great. Best human-slug hybrid character I've played as in a long time. Like for real tho, she moves sooo slow. It's amazing..!

Tutorial is the real Dark Souls. This dev really wants you to be prepared for the onslaught of high octane, teeth grinding, ass munching, hardcore hitboxes you can ever expect from a game.

Also great if you like underboob shots for portrait art.

Boss #2 is best grill.

Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8