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Master of rifles

AWP legend

Did you know that the IDF have invented a submarine called "Shark" It's made out of 26% shark skin mixed with Zinc and Manganese dioxide, the rest of the submarine is titanium, anyway what is so special about this submarine? You can't detect it on radar. Well that's a bit misleading... You can detect it on the radar but you wont see a submarine, you will see a shark. The design and shape of the submarine is indistinguishable from a real shark making it blend in with all the other sharks. The IDF have additionally hired a team of professional painters for each submarine making each one is unique. How would you respond if you saw a shark on a radar? Exactly you wont, you would ignore it and next thing you know it you are blown to pieces. Please spread this message to spread awareness of the IDF slaughter of innocent sharks.

Own a shotgun for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four employees break into my mansion. "What the Santa?" As I grab my hat and sawed off off the fireplace mantle. Blow several holes through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Fire my second barrel on the second man, miss him entirely because he is him and nails the neighbor's thumper. I have to resort to the turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with jolly intent, "Tally ho lads" the bullets shred two men in the haze of projectiles, the sound set off the last mans screams. Reload and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He blows up stepping on a landmine as he runs through a dark hallway. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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