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Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 12:36pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:21pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 8:51am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:11pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:47am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 7:32am

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 2:40am



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)