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Team Building

Be killed by a colleague
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 9:48am

The World Fairest Court

Get arrested
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Lootboxing

Find all father's boxes
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 5:58am

Wanted to live when dying.

Wanted to die when living.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 9:48am

50 Shades of Loyalty

Salute the Leader statue 50 times
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 5:48am

Extended Friendship

Watch all TV series recommended by colleagues
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 6:08am

Lend a Pushing Hand

Spit in Morris
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 6:37am

Good Samaritan

Help Morris
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 6:36am

Date Doctor

Help Dong to make romance with Hazer
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 3:03am

Burning Man

...with blackjack and hookers!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 10:08am

Sugar Blood

All sugar is in limited supply
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Undermining Foundations

Arrange an explosion in the Ministry
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 9:15am

Easy Girl

Seduce Emma Hazer
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 3:13pm

Mischief Managed

Drive Dong mad
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 9:46am

Marco? Polo!

Set up Marco Legrand
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 3:48pm

No Pain, No Gain...

Find office 101
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 8:08am

Twirl It!

Win the Supergame
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 9:56am

A Dose Of Reality

Help Mulphy accept the truth
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:19am

There're things you can't control.

For everything else, there's mafia
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 10:40am

Soap Opera

Replace twins
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 7:45am

Good Riddance

Organize the escape of Maria Curee
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 6:12am

Collective Immunity

Vaccinate all Carl clones
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 2:42pm

Psalms Of Joy

Read the testaments of Isaac Weinberg
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 3:15pm

Career Development

Get promoted to Floor 12
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 1:53pm

Rising Star

Get promoted to Floor 25
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 10:44am

Top Of The World

Get promoted to Floor 37
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:15am

One-Stop Service

Processed 100 forms at Floor 1
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 1:45pm

Behind The Seven Seals

Processed 100 forms at Floor 12
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:22am

Dirty Hundred

Processed 100 objects at Floor 25
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:08am

Dog In The Manger

Destroy the repeaters
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:48am

Our Savior

Sacrifice yourself
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:56am

Happiness for all! Free of charge!

And let no one leave offended!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:52am

Bend The Knee

Use Heimdall for your own purposes
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:43am

Up To You

Enforce free will for people
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 8:18am

Panem Et Circenses!

Transfer the Heimdall control to Ferguson
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 8:36am

Hecatomb

Transfer the Heimdall control to De Salvo
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 9:02am

Utopia

Transfer the Heimdall control to Weinberg
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 9:05am

What A Twist!

Transfer the Heimdall control to the cunning asshole
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2019 @ 9:09am

Pillow Of Destiny

Kill the Wise Leader
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:40am

Destiny of Pillow

Don't kill the Wise Leader
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:47am

My Sweet Pie

Don't hang up in the name of love!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 3:56pm

Naive

Give money to the swindler
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2019 @ 8:21am

Doesn't look like anything to me

Bring Carl to tears. Too much Carl in this game!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 3:09pm



Chemical Brothers

Solve environmental problems
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