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Doesn't lace that PURE Hindu menthol, Rakhshani grown, 0 tick, nostril stinging, python blood infused, spacetime warping, narcolepsy inducing, porcupine dust dipped, Sultan inspected, Sasquatch tranquillising, hydroponic heroin (the type the Elves gave Frodo) with that horrible Chinese stuff but uses Gorrila biscuits instead; STAYING TRUE TO MY GRANDMAS SECRET RECIPE HAPPY NEW YEAR!

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK

I am 😜 getting 😂 an F 😍 on 😩 Math! 🤛 what 🫦 should 👩🏻‍🦱 i 🤔 do? 🤨

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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Red delicious apples. My dad bought them a lot when we were younger .i hate them. They're red. But not delicious, they're ass, actually, like actually horrid. The flesh is all grainy and the skin is thick and doesnt break with ur teeth. Literally like eating plastic. And if u were lucky u would get one that actually tasted like something sweet, 9/10 times they were mushy grainy flavourless apples. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water on the skin had more flavour than the apple itself. My sister loves these apples, i cant stand them, i see them in the market now and they're dirt cheap and i'm staring like. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonder why. You're a curse, an abomination against apples, you arent an apple, you're a Fraud.

So me 34M and my gf 5F were driving down the road and suddenly a little child about 6 years old and his other friends were walking and they said a naughty word, they said “poopy” I could not stand this. I continued to drive shouting profanity’s and and I ran them over. AITA?