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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 4:07pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 4:50pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 10:49am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 9:56pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:28pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 4:09pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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