"oh hi, Christian!"
"hi, why is it so dark in here?"
"well, you'll find out later... see that mock i have on the rug over there?"
"yes."
"well go stand on it"
"okay."
"okay, what do you see?"
"you."
"you know i have magical powers, and all i have to do is a little twiddling down here andddd..... what do you see?"
"... you're turning into a skeleton!!!"
"yes."